Becky Explains Everything

Becky Teague

Graphics Editor

I was supposed to have this column finished by now, because it was already named, and I was supposed to explain some things. This came as quite a surprise to me, considering I am a GRAPHICS editor, and not a columnist.

First, I would like to explain why the site looks half finished. That’s because I am having to write columns explaining why, and doing other people’s jobs instead of putting up graphics like I was hired to do.

  A few more things I would like to explain.

1. Why the Egyptians built the pyramids.

     Boredom.

2. Why the Mayans drew pictures of astronauts.

     Mushrooms.

3. Why my editor, Mary, is such an idiot.

Her mother dropped her while she was leaving her in the dumpster.

I will have a little more to say next month, and I know I griped a lot, But if I edit that out before I publish this, I won’t have much left and I have to finish the graphics on this site. It’s not like I’m getting paid, anyway, since Mary screwed up and got our mail sent to Cuba.