by Jason Stylz

Hey Wassupp dudes? Jason here. I was having a pretty good month, you know, just coasting through, when all out the blue, Mary starts complaining just because I was a few weeks late writing my column. I know I’m late, but here’s my excuse. I just have not been feeling good lately.

I just don’t seem to have much energy. I tried some Hi Carb drinks but they just make me sleepy. Anyway, I was watching Back to the Future 2, and they had these anti-gravity skateboards, and I was thinking it might be cool to add a rocket or two to my board, you know, just to add some excitement when I’m going downhill.

We live in San Francisco, so there are quite a few hills here. I think some rockets on the board would look cool going off, even if they didn’t give much lift or anything. I think maybe if I was going off a ramp it would look even cooler. WOW man, if I get a flame suit and set myself on fire first... dude, I gotta get on this later.

Today, though, I gotta go pick up Sharon. She’s still mad because Becky put super glue on her bike seat, so I guess I better steal some flowers on the way to the beer store. I was hoping she would be over it by now, but she still has a bag of gripes we have to go through, I guess. I figure if I get her drunk enough, she’ll shut up quicker.

 I was out in the alley earlier, talking to Utah and Ron, when Mary came out to complain about all the stuff she usually complains about, so I came in to write this column, and now she is making fun of the way I type. I kind of peck things out, but I get there. So, Utah was saying he has been a tramp for over twenty years, and traveled all over the West Coast. That is cool, man. I think he’s one of the guys who has really got it together.

 Utah on the cover of Eugene Weekly

There was something that Ron Paul said that impressed me, or maybe it was Art Linkletter or Winston Churchill or somebody, but it goes like this.

“If you want to be successful at what you do, then you have to hang out with people who are good at what they  do.”    or something like that.

Anyway like I said, I am not real sure about the quote, so you may not want to re-use it anywhere.

Hey, here’s something cool about quotes. If somebody is dead, it’s hard to prove they didn’t say something, so you can get away with making just about anything up and attributing it to anyone. Like this.

 “I am going to give you all such a spanking. I’m a spanky kind of boy.”

  Adolf Hitler

Ok well, I have to go fix some stuff. I have a lot of backed up jobs I have been meaning to do, but I have been really busy doing stuff, and you know, not at 100 per cent. See ya next month!